HOT GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE

$5.00 $25.00

This recycled cotton tote is perfect for any fan of the parks department or other branches of local government. This high quality tote measuring at 16" x 13.5" with a 3" gusseted bottom. This employee may not seem thrilled to be holding your things, but you can always count on the job being done. Books! Groceries! Blood orphans! Tools of diabolical intent! This tote holds ALL the things!

(Totes Thirsty does not guarantee that all your things will fit in this tote. Use of the word “all” is hyperbolic and meant to generate excitement in the shopper about the countless possibilities of items that can fit within said tote)

The Totes Thirsty watermark won’t appear on your final product—just pure, stylish goodness!

We take pride in our totes and pillowcases, carefully inspecting each one to ensure you get only the best. Because we’re a small business (not some huge Amazonian company), we ask that you choose thoughtfully, as we have a NO RETURNS policy. But don’t worry—if your tote arrives damaged or imperfect, we’ll gladly exchange it for you. We appreciate your understanding and support. Thanks for shopping Totes Thirsty!

This recycled cotton tote is perfect for any fan of the parks department or other branches of local government. This high quality tote measuring at 16" x 13.5" with a 3" gusseted bottom. This employee may not seem thrilled to be holding your things, but you can always count on the job being done. Books! Groceries! Blood orphans! Tools of diabolical intent! This tote holds ALL the things!

(Totes Thirsty does not guarantee that all your things will fit in this tote. Use of the word “all” is hyperbolic and meant to generate excitement in the shopper about the countless possibilities of items that can fit within said tote)

The Totes Thirsty watermark won’t appear on your final product—just pure, stylish goodness!

We take pride in our totes and pillowcases, carefully inspecting each one to ensure you get only the best. Because we’re a small business (not some huge Amazonian company), we ask that you choose thoughtfully, as we have a NO RETURNS policy. But don’t worry—if your tote arrives damaged or imperfect, we’ll gladly exchange it for you. We appreciate your understanding and support. Thanks for shopping Totes Thirsty!